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Nađoh fajl u koji sam kopirao fortune koji su mi bili najzanimljiviji. Kad naletite na neki biser bacite ga ovde.

Evo mog spiska:


Pascal, n.:
       A programming language named after a man who would turn over in
his grave if he knew about it.


     /\
    \\ \
 / \ \\ /
/ / \/ / //\   SUN of them wants to use you,
\//\   \// /   SUN of them wants to be used by you,
 / /  /\  /    SUN of them wants to abuse you,
  /  \\ \      SUN of them wants to be abused ...
    \ \\
     \/
               -- Eurythmics


If your parents don't have kids, neither will you.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you
lack sufficient imagination.

Expirience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted.

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
               -- Benjamin Franklin

If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was
yesterday?

Today is the last day of your life so far.

This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
And now you know why.

-Hlade's Law:
       If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person --
       they will find an easier way to do it.

The only problem with being a man of leisure
is that you can never stop and take a rest.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
               -- Charlie McCarthy

Hard work may not kill you, but why take the chance?

Don't read everything you believe.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, there is.

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.

If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question,
look at him as if he had lost his senses.
When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that
was built. Finally the big day was at hand.  All the computers were
linked together.  They asked the question, "Is there a God?".  Lights
started blinking, flashing and blinking some more.  Suddenly, there
was a loud crash, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky,
struck the computers, and welded all the connections permanently
together.  "There is now", came the reply.

Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby.
Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.

When you dial a wrong nuber you never get the busy signal.

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

Jone's Law:
       The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.

There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

In matters of principle, stand like a rock;
in matters of taste, swim with the current.
               -- Thomas Jefferson

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it is too
dark to read.
               -- Groucho Marx

We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
       - Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amterdam Linux Symposium

Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
       -- mikecd on #Linux

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
Hard work may not kill you, but why take the chance?



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Simpaticna tema, ja sam ranije znao da sacuvam one koje mi se bas svide, ali sam vremenom sve to pogubio ili obrisao, ostale su mi ove tri:

Mad, adj. :
             Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
                          -- Ambrose Bierce,  "The Devil's Dictionary"

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
            -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it."
             -- Erich Maria Remarque
Inace, komanda fortune sa opcijom -o daje veoma "interesantne" citate. To su ustvari oni koji se nikako ili veoma retko pojavljuju, a oznaceni su kao "offensive". Evo par primera:
:~$ fortune -o

There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
       A virgin named Joan
       From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."
:~$ fortune -o

71:
       69 with two fingers up your ass.
               -- George Carlin
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Video sam svojevremeno ogromnu listu fortune fajlova na Arch forumu. Videću da pokušam da to pronađem. Inače dosta toga je dostupno samo preko internet arhive, mada ima ponešto od toga i u Debian repozitorijumima. :)

I ja sam ranije sakupljao citate za fortune, ali sam dogurao samo do tri. Pošto mi je to na drugom disku, pokušaću samo da ih nađem na netu:
"There are rumors that Duke Nukem Forever will actually be released in Apr^WMa^WJune 2011, so there's no escape for the Hurd any more, we had to finish and release."

               -- GNU Hurd 0.401 release announcement (april 2011)
"It is compatible with emacs because there shouldn't be any reason to learn more editor types than emacs or vi."

               -- mg editor man page
I jedna od mog omiljenog Linuks/vi hejtera:
"penguins are not much more than chickens that swim."

               -- Theo de Raadt



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bocke wrote: I jedna od mog omiljenog Linuks/vi hejtera:
"penguins are not much more than chickens that swim."

               -- Theo de Raadt
Vi hejter? Ozbiljno? :huh:



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Aha :)

"I would rather run Windows than use vi." -- Theo de Raadt



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Ko bi rekao, ja sam uvijek mislio da BSD korisnici standardno koriste vi. Možda sam dosadan, ali znaš li bar šta onda koristi? Da je neko drugi u pitanju, ne bi me toliko zanimalo. Pretpostavljam da Emacs nije opcija. :grin: :cheesy:



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Nemam pojma. :) Uz OpenBSD dolaze preinstalirani nvi i mg.



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